Trouble with fandom

Monday, I was in court, ready to go up and be rubber-stamped through the probate process, when I looked down at my cardigan and realized I was wearing two Firefly buttons:

• Yessir, Cap'n Tightpants
• Also I can kill you with my brain

not exactly the sentiment(s) I wanted to express to the judge.

It gets better: the day before I was in church, wearing another cardi with more inappropriate buttons:

• Frak
• Gorramit!

Because church (fancy church) is totally the place for faux-expletives.
I also had a copy of Introduction to Humanism in my purse. Hmmm....