Sunday, November 1, 2009

An open letter to Kleenx.

Dear kleenx: i am sick of your "get mommed" ads. Some of us like to keep our resentment/discomfort about being orphaned neatly packaged in say, May [mother's day], June [father's day] & Christmas. Stop reminding us we don't have parents. Enough all ready.

And those creepy talking coupon machines? Super not cool. Especially when a motherless daughter is shopping hungover in Food Emporium and a computerized voice says, "Want some motherly advice?"
Fail, Kleenx. Epic fail.

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